So today I was approached by an individual who wanted to know where to acquire tattoo equipment so he could become rich....
Well after a long discussion and realizing this person had no artistic skills, I decided to show and tell him about the school of hard knocks...
After 20 min of explaining what was required to actually begin to start off with he asked me what was the bottle on the station filled with...
I replied "cobra piss" and he asked me, "what do you use cobra piss for"
I replied and said, "Well, we use it basically because it is a sterile liquid, straight from the cobras penis, no cross contamination and its homeopathic.
Besides, it has multiple uses and is an all around product that we use daily in the studio...
We use it to apply stencils, clean instruments and wash the floor with it. With an astonished look he said "no, really? one liquid that has so many applications?"
"yes, its fucking great stuff man" and as well it smells really good. A real hygienic, purified, clean smell.... wanna smell it?
Happy as a pig in a shit hole, he smiled and said "yea, can I smell it?"
With small bottle in hand and a spray dispenser I blasted him with two sprays upside his nostrils. "Oh man" he screamed... is that really cobra piss?" I replied yea sure it is...
He replied, "god sakes those poor snakes penis must be burning all the time"
